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Hypocaffeinemia is defined as a deficiency of circulating caffeine in the bloodstream, typically resulting from prolonged abstinence or inadequate caffeine intake. It is characterized by fatigue, cognitive impairment, headache, and irritability. It is also a parody condition we made up for this website.
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